R2-D2's Journal
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orginally posted at Bridget's LJ
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Day One
Very sad today. Part of ship that I was dating got blown up today when decoy got off the ship. Why does this keep happening?
Day Two
Okay, who’s the wise guy who stuffed a cane into my circuitry? Come on!
Day Three
I get to act as bodyguard and crap for Padme. Whoo hoo!
Day Four
Upstart Jedi and master of Upstart Jedi stole my thunder. I was all ready to throw down with the droid thingie that tried to help kill Padme, but nooo! They had to get all pro-active and throw me into the background. Hmmph!
Day Five
Am quite miffed today. Little green booger man mistook me for a trashcan and threw day old donuts into my circuitry. Will swear revenge. Have scrambled his recording frequencies so that instead of taping All My Jawas, he will get Martha Hutt! Ha!
Day Six
I got in to see Wookie Smackdown. Apparently there was an opening because someone didn’t show! Met a very nice microwave. Got her phone number. Whoo hoo!
Day Seven
Am going to Naboo with Padme and Upstart Jedi. Am very glad Pretty Boy will not be going to. He keeps dropping crumbs on me.
Day Eight
I do not care for Padme’s family. Small children kept trying to shove quarters into me. I’m not a gumball machine, dammit!
Day Nine
This week keeps getting worse and worse. We went to Tatooine again and lo and behold, there was that prissy little protocol droid from last time. At least he had the decency to get some coverings on. He spent the whole day hitting on me. Explained to him am dating a very nice microwave from Alderaan, but nooo…
Day Ten
I want to go home. I keep getting sand in my circuitry. Prissy protocol droid offered to ‘help’ clean it out for me. Am getting close to having had it…
Day Eleven
Pretty Boy master has been captured. Here comes R2 to save the day!
Day Twelve
Why did prissy protocol droid have to come, too? Really? He kept trying to impress me with jokes about machines creating. Have had it. Pushed him off ledge. Whoo hoo!
Day Thirteen
Oh for the love of… Now the entire Jedi Order went and stole my thunder! I was all ready to save Padme and the Upstart Duo when the big grumpy guy with the purple lightsaber busted in. He seemed awfully tense. I think he needs to get laid. Then equally grumpy old guy pitched a fit and stole donuts from little green booger man. That was a mistake. You don’t steal donuts from the little green booger man.
Felt left out of the action. I did save Prissy though, but just to impress the microwave.
Day Fourteen
I now regret saving Prissy. He spent the whole day fawning over me calling me ‘His Hero’.
Day Fifteen
Have been invited to wedding. Took microwave. Stuffed Prissy into storage container. It's been a good day.
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