Yoda's Journal
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orginally posted at Bridget's LJ
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Day One
Cane was stolen. Upset I am over this. Windu claims I must have misplaced it. *mmph* Misplace things, I do not.
Day Two
Found cane. Tell smart ass Windu, I will not. Nothing worse there is, when right he is. Not true this is, worse when pretty boy Kenobi is right. Hot poodoo he thinks he is now that he has grown beard.
Day Three
Cereal flakes I saw in Kenobi's beard. Did not tell him. Walked around all day with them there, I think he did. Ha!
Day Four
Assassination attempt on Senator Amidala was made. Very distressing this is. Knew there would there would be trouble, I did. Whenever she comes, some sort of big hooha follows. Fear I will be too busy in the next few days. Miss All My Jawas, I will likely do.
A meeting, Chancellor Palpatine wants to hold. Want to go, I do not. Scored tickets to Wookie Smackdown I have. Miss it, I do not want to.
Day Five
Boring, the meeting was. Think that Chancellor just wanted to show off swivelly chair thing, I do.
Padme, padme, padme... Always about her it is. Investigation she wishes. Doubt she will get one, I do not. Why no one will look for the cane thief, I do not know.
Missed Wookie smackdown, I did. Pissed, I am
Day Six
Another assassination attempt made. Getting old, this is.
Day Seven
Sent Kenobi off to track down assassinator of assassin. Redundant that is. Putting out a wanted poster, better idea. Laughed at me, Windu did. Laugh will he later when he sees his bed is short-sheeted, I wonder.
Day Eight
On my nerves, Windu is getting. Stop staring at Kenobi soaking wet on hologram, he would not. Get laid, he needs to.
Day Nine
What Fett is cooking, smell I do not. Why he was chosen to be source of clones, I do not get. Clones. Told, we were not. Perhaps missed a memo, we did.
Day Ten
Missing, Kenobi's apprentice is. Throwing a fit, Kenobi is. Seen this coming, I did. Leave them alone, we should not have. Pretty politician and pretty boy junior + no supervision = ... Draw you a diagram, I will not.
Day Eleven
Now missing is Kenobi. Annoyed, I am. Missed All My Jawas for the last time have I. Will lay smackdown on the source then give Pretty Boy and Pretty Boy Jr. Force Wedgies. Bite me, Jedi Code can.
Day Twelve
Riding I am, with massive clone army. Kidding I was not about smackdown. Will stop and pick up Krispy Kreme I will and send ahead Windu, will I. More sugar for me.
Day Thirteen.
Sugar sugar sugar! Force, I do not need. Massive amounts of glazed dough much better.
Day Fourteen
Turned to the dark side, has old apprentice. Stolen my donuts, he has. Laid smackdown have I. Miss All My Jawas, dismiss will I. Wookie Smackdown, also forgive can I. Touch my donuts, no one does.
Day Fifteen
Missing again Kenobi's apprentice is again. Only one with a brain I sometimes think I am.
Cereal flakes in Kenobi's beard there still are.
Started this Clone War has.
Day off I need.
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