The Secret Journal of Rogue
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orginally posted at Bri's LJ
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Day One
Am excited. We're going on a field trip to some random museum place. Am looking more forward to looking aloof and cool with my icy arm candy as opposed to any actual outside learning.
Day Two
Am a bit concerned about John. He seems to have developed an unhealthy fixation on spandex and impersonating Darth Vader. I wonder if I need to worry.
Day Three
Museum trip was a huge ordeal for no real reason. John just had to get his militant anti-smoking freak on. Will admit I did get just a little excited. Couldn't help it. He is damn near irresistable. Bobby doesn't like being outdone so he had to try and top it. The professor being the drama queen he is, just had to complete overdo it all. Attention freaks.
Day Four
Changed mind. John annoying little bitch. Just because I told him spandex is passe he's been sulking all afternoon in the computer lab. Am also quite sure he implied I was a ho.
Day Five
Logan is back. Behold my fangirlish squeal of glee. Am finding myself nearly swooning over his original hair style, mysterious air, rippling muscles, devil-may-care attitude. Shit. Am so turned on. For some reason, Bobby has been rather pissy.
Day Six
School was stormed by secret paramilitary types. I knew I should not have ripped the tag off the mattress. Had to deal with both boyfriend and unhealthy obbes-crush trying to be all overly heroic. Also got to participate in vehicular running gag.
Day Seven
Am shocked. Have discovered Bobby is a yuppie. You would think he would have told me this. I have an open mind. I would have listened.
Day Eight
Had to use my power to proverbially bitchslap John. All day he kept whining about cans and whoopass. After Logan went down, John got all pissy and went down on the police like a literary critic on a Mary Sue. It was nasty. What was really nasty was the thoughts I got from that imprinting. Nothing but sordid tales and spandex. I am afraid.
Day Nine
Was sucked out of jet. Will remember to always buckle up from here on out. Fortunately was rescued by overly religious super smurf.
Day Ten
Overly religious smurf is the coolest. Have hired him to be our super obvious eavesdropper. In other news, been having weird urge to write torrid gothic romance novels since touching John. This is scary. Must think unsexy thoughts... Must not dwell on the thought of Bobby in skin tight vinyl. Wait, I never thought of...
Day Eleven
Magneto such a bitch. Am comforted by the fact that our Smurf is way hotter than his smurf. Nightcrawler can also sing the blues New Orleans style while standing on his head. Love new guy. Again, Bobby has been acting pissy. Would make him sit by Magneto as punishment for being a whiner, but already did that to John when he kept using my hand to make my slap myself and kept going 'stop imprinting yourself'. Am surrounded by fricking morons.
Day Twelve
Have to wait in jet with fricking morons. Bobby keeps sulking. John keeps whining about how no one will let him open up a can of whoopass. Am convinced the powers that be hate me.
Day Thirteen
Bobby is okay again. After John kept going off about how no one was listening to his 'I am awesome' rants, threw him out. Then we hotwired jet and tried to go pick up some burritos to celebrate. Ended up crashing into base and making it look like we were being all heroic.
Day Fourteen
And then Jean just had to go all self-sacrificing on us. I swear, everyone here is always trying to outdo everyone else. Prima donnas to the bitter end.
Day Fifteen
Someone mailed both Bobby and myself a package of Saran Wrap. The hell?
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